I find Onion articles hilarious, though it didn’t appeal to my father’s generally-awesome sense of humor, as discovered over Christmas breakfast (maybe it was the timing?). Anyway, my latest favorite not only had me nodding my head with a chuckle, it gave me a great marketing idea.
“Having a hard time living in the moment? Is your desk/phone/passenger seat overrun with notes to yourself? Is your mind bombarded with thoughts that bring you too much into reality every time you’re trying to relax? Put this number in your phone (205)451-3504, title it what you will- “ToDo4U, back-up, right hand, life-savor, sh*t I don’t want to deal with”. Next time these things come up, simply text it to that number. I’ll follow up with quotes, scheduling, reminders but on YOUR terms”
See? With ToDo4U around, there’s no reason to continue to dump your baggage on your significant other, your boss, facebook, your dog. You can check out the inspiring post here: ToDo4U via The Onion